i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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