Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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