I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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