i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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