I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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