I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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