You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Dicks are not precious.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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