she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Randomize
