"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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