is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
You can't motorboat a personality
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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