I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
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