i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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