I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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