Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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