If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
The power of my boobs compel you
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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