I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Randomize
