Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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