9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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