Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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