my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
There was a lot of him and a little penis
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
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