love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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