I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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