So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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