at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
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