Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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