He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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