Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
He better not be in your backpack
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Randomize
