i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
God gave him joint rollers for hands
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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