I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Randomize
