We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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