office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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