is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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