I want to stick my p in your. b.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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