stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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