There is no way he is gay with that hair.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Randomize
