Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Randomize
