dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Houston, we have a blender
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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