Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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