ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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