Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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