Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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