So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
