I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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