Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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