Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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