Sorry, I don't speak sober.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
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