What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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