his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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