just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Even my vagina gasped.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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