physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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