This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
You're like the curious george of whores
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Randomize
