i barfeds in our rink
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
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